When Brett Faultless was born, Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes was the number one song in the country. As a small child, he was often photographed with men dressed as animals. As a slightly larger child, he saved the princess. As a great big child, he attended Queens College until they awarded him a degree in English.
He will not eat olives. He’s been known to cry at a good film (he’s not ashamed of that).
He knows what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.